A Business Letter to Megatron012 Blackwater St.
Jasper, NV 13370
April 17, 2013
Decepticon Ship, Nemesis
Dear Lord Megatron:
You probably didn't notice, but I was present at your last skirmish with the Autobots. I was thoroughly impressed with your soldiers' battle tactics. And the amount of collateral damage was massive!
More to the point, I would like to join the Decepticons. I know you most likely only think of me as human filth (assuming you're actually reading this letter), but I assure you that I can be a valuable and loyal addition to your cause. Provided you can send me a brochure with more info.
Please don't use my address to hunt me for sport.
Yours truly deceptively,
ONLY USE IT FOR REFERENCE! Please do not copy my lovely letter.
My reason for doing this is because I've horribly neglected this group... It needs more attention (and members ).
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